Digital Print, April 2017
Installation Shot, APT Gallery, Deptford.
Digital Print, April 2017
A4 Bounded Lyric Booklet, also available as PDF, April 2017
“He would breathe a song into the telephone; a song which would be a lyric or an epic, according to the time involved in awaiting the call; or in this inevitable altercation with the telephone…the duel would be also a duet”
-The Slavery of Free Verse- G.K. Chesterton.
-The Slavery of Free Verse- G.K. Chesterton.
Deadpan voice singing tin pan alley songs
Panhandling in front of tourists with the camera phones
Get it how you live
Or live till you get it
Panhandling in front of tourists with the camera phones
Get it how you live
Or live till you get it
[ 101 songs (Wavs) which best describes online sentiment and contemporary romance within R&B, Grime & Hip-Hop Lyrics ].
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1.) Rat King- ‘646-704-2610’
21stst century pay phone user,
Its kinda nice, nice when Im tryna’ lose ya
But when I’m tryna’ chill all these pay phones been abused up
That one don't work, that one pissed on, that one shitted on
That one has some extra vodka that I'm sippin' on
Quarter hoarder, quarters gripped in my palm
Just so when I'm ready I can slip it upon the coin slot
New York native, ain't rocking no loin cloth
Don't make LO of those, zone is closed
Fingers frozen cold, oh
No, forgot I was holdin' the phone
Now I gotta think up numbers, come on throw me a bone
646-704-2610
I wonder how their '94 lenox has been
Hello, hello?
Yo, Hak
What's good on the block, what it is?
Why's this number blocked? Who is this?
It's just Wik on 96th
2.) Othasoul- ‘TechNicrime’
These machines got mastermind,
But you know they won’t master mine
3.) Skepta- ‘Text You Back’
Man, I hate this phone
Kiss my teeth when I hear the ringtone
Put it on silent, leave me alone
Mum’s like “Junior, when are you gonna come home?”
Mum, man’s on the roads
Text her a love heart, text her a rose
4.) Drake- ‘U With Me?’
I wanna know how much time you spent on them paragraphs
Where you’re getting me
All that grey in our conversation history, you
Playin’ mind games, when you sayin’ things
Playin’ mind games, we both doin’ the same thing
Slide on a late night
You like to slide on a late night
You send them, all you text without an invite
3 dots, you thinkin’ of a reaction still
While you’re typin’ make sure to tell me
5.) Giggs- ‘Know Better Style’
I rinse the 9 like it's Insta
Double tap and your heart's gone
6.) Soulja Boy- ‘Kiss Me Thru The Phone’
Girl you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
I'll see you later on..
Kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you when I get home
7.) N-Dubz- ‘I Need You’
How could I leave without a number in my hand
I went to go on Facebook, will I get a face back
Trying to find you is like a needle in a haystack
I was missing yesterday
I’m pissed I never took your number
Now you’re nowhere to be found
I’m going mad, I need you
I been searchin’ all over Facebook
And I can’t seem to find you
I really have to find you, baby I need you
8.) Plan B- ‘Charmaine’
One week and 20 pound phone credit later
I don’t just wanna seduce this girl, now I wanna date her
9.) Kanye West- ‘Facts (Charlie Heat Version)’
Plus Kimoji just shut down the app store, ah!
And we made a million a minute, we made a million a minute
10.) Erykah Badu- ‘Phone Down’
I can make you put your phone down
I can make you, I can make you
I can make you put your phone down
I can make you put your phone down
I can make you, I can make you
I can make you put your phone down
I can make you put your phone down
I can make you, I can make you
I can make you put your phone down
I can make you put your phone down
As we cruise through the city
I can make you put your phone down
You ain't gonna text no one when you wit me
I can make you put your phone down
So you can show me attention
And I'll cut mine off too
Boy that'll help when I listen
I can make you put your phone down
Baby we don't need it
Every time you get a message
Act like you don't see it
I can make you put your phone down
11.) Frank Ocean- ‘Facebook Story’
I was just telling that I got this girl before
And I was together since 3 years
And em, I was not even cheating on her or what
And Facebook arrived and she wanted me to accept her on Facebook
And I don't want it because I was like in front of her
And she told me like "Accept me on Facebook"
It was virtual, made no sense
So I say "I'm in front of you, I don't need to accept you on Facebook"
She started to be crazy
She thoughts that because I didn't accept her
She thought I was cheating
She told me like, uh, it's over
And I can't believe it
It is crazy because I like her
I'm in front of you, I'm every day
Here in your house
That's like jealousy
Pure jealousy for nothing
You know
Virtual thing
12.) Big Sean- ‘I Don’t Fuck With You’
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick, brr, brr
I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'mma answer that shit like "I don't fuck with you"
13.) Bugzy Malone- ‘Mad’
2000 likes on Instagram doesn’t mean that your name is ringing bells
14.) Stormzy- ‘Birthday Girl’
Your day started off with some bullshit
Should have started off with some breakfast
I know you’re standin’ outside with your bredrins
Cause you never put your names on the guest list
And your iPhone screen just smashed
I can see it in your eyes that you’re restless
15.) Professor Green- ‘Active’
Relationship goals, I scored in it
In the box, I'm onside
I'm off nut, I'm online, I'm on stuff
16.) Dream Mclean- ‘Weatherman’
She said follow me on Twitter
I said never
17.) Beyoncé- ‘Hold up’
How did it come down to this?
Scrolling through your call list
18.) Childish Gambino- ‘Earth: The Oldest Computer’
We are the wireless survivors of things gone
Slaves to the unnamed, never live long
Live and die by the line, never know fear
She got that body, oh me oh my
Send them pics to my phone, GPOY
She got that body, oh me oh my
Send them pics to my phone, GPOY
19.) The Weeknd- ‘Nothing Without You’
Pick up your phone, I got a question, oh
If I die tonight, would you regret it?
20.) Travis Scott- ‘Pick Up The Phone’
Pick up the phone, baby (Like brrr)
I know you’re home, baby (It’s lit!)
I’m in the zone, baby (straight up!)
I just poured up a four baby
21.) MIA- ‘Platforms’
If I rose to power it’ll be a bouquet
Emoji a smiley and say you’re okay
The tech dudes are the only ones having a good day
And talking is cheap coz they make it easy
22.) Lethal B- ‘Wobble’
Tryna get that booty like Kim Kardashian
Tryna get like the emoji fruit
Tryna get right for her birthday suit
23.) Trim- ‘Waco’
F- the lowdown, let me bring them up to speed:
It's trim, 1-800-don't touch the screen
24.) P Money- ‘Gun Fingers’
But everybody’s got caps caps
Some of these bad boys ain’t here to rave
You will not find them in no snapchats
25.) Bashy- ‘These Are The Songs’
No BBs, just a Nokia phone, pay as you go
26.) Kid Cudi- ‘Baptized In Fire’
Phoned home to the moon, did you change your number?
27.) Pusha T- ‘MFTR’
That turn on the time lapse, controlled by the iPad
28.) Angel Haze- ‘Resurrection’
Bitches see me park and go wild and be screamin' "Hey Professor Oglevee"
Exes, flexin', sexin', textin'
29.) Mykki Blanco- ‘Loner’
I been feeling low shawty feeling low
Out of my zone, I'm on my phone, emotions can't control
I take a walk, I take a stroll, I can’t be going home,
Was it you or was it him who sent the drunk text?
30.) Kilo Kish- ‘Self Importance’
When you hear the *beep* you can leave a message
right now, your call can not be completed
do try again at your own convenience
Dashing around, like a mad man
to alerts and vibrations under the table
or some other surface
She's taking flicks
of the sunset
There's only one, only one sun since I last checked
Somehow his got more respect
I watch them hold phones up to mirrors
Can't see myself through them,
I don't know about the future
If we are included
31.) Wiley- ‘Laptop’
It's my life, that machine
All of my thoughts inside that machine
I've got my youts laptops young
So when they get older, money ah go run
Get your IT skills up, and watch how your bank fills up
You want thousands? Then you get your mills up
This lappy can buy you houses
Me and mine go together like real love
I've been a MacBook pro for a while
And you ain't seen me at a show for a while
But I'm back with a couple of bangers for my culture
Couldn't stop me even if you was a vulture
Right now, I've gotta charge up
When I see eight green dots, then I'm charged up
Bigging up Danny, Target, large up
From Roman disc days to start-up
[Hook: Wiley]
I take pride in what I do, it's why I've got a laptop
I do it every day, I've gotta hit the jackpot
I hit the jackpot when they say the track's hot
Had bare records on the wall, it was looking like
A New Era hat shop, no backdrop
Pray this beat is like a goalie here
Dem man saved couple shots but they couldn't stop that shot
I've got one main tool: my laptop
[Verse 2: Wiley]
Let me tell you how man got here
Started off with the cracked software
All them plugins made man
So much money and it didn't stop there
Went on for years of my life
I was in the kitchen making riddims all night
Sound card, mic and a keyboard
And I wasn't looking for a reward
I was doing it, passion: the leader
Since [?] and the fever
Any vision that I had was a real one
I'm a Logic user; a real one
Reach for a draw of the peng and then I build one
Wanted a scene and I built one
My laptop's part of my brain
Since I've had one, I ain't ever been the same
[Hook: Wiley]
I take pride in what I do, it's why I've got a laptop
I do it every day, I've gotta hit the jackpot
I hit the jackpot when they say the track's hot
Had bare records on the wall, it was looking like
A New Era hat shop, no backdrop
Pray this beat is like a goalie here
Dem man saved couple shots but they couldn't stop that shot
I've got one main tool: my laptop
[Break: Wiley]
Oi, it's my tool, that machine
That MacBook Pro
MacBook Pro forever, trust me
[Verse 3: Manga]
Use that, get back, draw for the Mac
Ayy, yo, record, biggerman
Do the video and the artwork too
Yeah, man, all of that jazz
No, I never backtrack, black jeans, black hat
Mac in my backpack like I'm tryna war with a man
Quad core does more
[?] for what, rudeboy on a man
Ready fi get bill up, hard drive fill up
Gotta do works if you wanna be a winner
Anything I gotta do, I’m gonna do it quicker
Only relying on the brudda in the mirror
A me that, life, you can’t CMD + Z that
Me done preed that, mad if you can’t see that
Send out, I bring up the riddims
No, I can't ever relax
[Hook: Wiley]
I take pride in what I do, it's why I've got a laptop
I do it every day, I've gotta hit the jackpot
I hit the jackpot when they say the track's hot
Had bare records on the wall, it was looking like
A New Era hat shop, no backdrop
Pray this beat is like a goalie here
Dem man saved couple shots but they couldn't stop that shot
I've got one main tool: my laptop
32.) Jungle Pussy- ‘Bling Bling’
Down on a bitch for the Galaxy 4
33.) Lizzo- ‘Phone’
Where the hell my phone, how the hell I’m supposed to get home
Okay, 2:15 and the lights come on, where my phone?
Looking around liske where my phone?
Looking where my homies went
Where the hell my homies went?
Where the hell my homies went?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
34.) Big H- ‘Lord of the Mics’
Your manager admitted I was screwing all over Twitter, I saw the texts mate
35.) Nadia Rose- ‘Skwod’
If the lighting’s good, you have to get your phone out
Bare skin, teeth when we pose for the photos
36.) Section Boyz- ‘Oi’
Dem girls didn’t follow back (nah)
37.) Destiny’s Child- ‘Bills’
But you’re steady heading to the mall,
Going on shopping sprees perpetrating to your friends that you be balling
And then use my cell phone
Calling whoever that you think at home
And then when the bill comes all of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don’t know where none of these calls come from
When your mama’s number’s here more than once
38.) Kelis- ‘Digital World’
Super fun world
Smiling my heart out
Some where real far away
In a digital world
Messages disrupt my day
Been sitting on my butt since Wednesday
Tried to hit you on your two way
Your mailbox was full
We can meet tonight by satellite
What about half past midnight
I should just be off my flight
But for now I'll just dance and think about you
Electric life electric life electric life
Electric life electric life electric life
Lets just
Freak out freak out freak out
Me and you all alone
Freak out freak out freak out
But how we gonna freak off on the phone
I thought were supposed to have a date
I guess he couldn't help but be late
Its okay I had to go, I had this conference call phone ya know
I'm glad you paged me to say sorry
39.) Le1f- ‘Swirl’
My resume is type 3D
40.) P. Diddy- ‘Last Night’
Last night (last night)
I couldn't even get an answer (answer)
I tried to call (tried to call)
but my pride wouldn't let me dial (dial, dial, dial)
41.) Craig David ‘7 Days’
It must have been about quarter past three
In front of me
Stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body
She asked me for the time
I said it'd cost her name
A six digit number & a date with me tomorrow at nine
42.) Zebra Katz- ‘Hello Hi’
Maybe soon we can meet up off the phone
Get you out of my mind and in my zone
43.) Kamaiyah- ‘Fuck It Up’
Two phones, I ignore his calls now
Cause I'm up now
And they do not want to see this girl shinin'
Give a fuck now
You just say that you bout it, you lyin'
44.) Little Sims- ‘Picture Perfect’
Here you cannot be on the phone so do me a favor
W-w-wait, slow down
Rabbit holes where it goes down
45.) Noname ‘Yesterday’
You can have the rest of me
Basket case silhouette, cigarette, internet
Check my twitter page for something Holier than black death
46.) The Internet- ‘Jus Saying/I Tried’
Don’t be calling on my phone no more, please
You fucked up,
Sober, peace
You fucked up
I don’t love you no more
47.) SZA- ‘Child’s Play’
Scuba in my shower, take an Uber to my neighbours
48.) Kendrick Lamar- ‘Momma’
We don't share the same synonym fall back
(West, west, west)
Been in it before internet had new acts
Mimicking radio's nemesis may be wack
49.) Blu- ‘Vanity’
All Alone, unplug my phone
Back in the zone, been home but been gone
50.) D.R.A.M- ‘Wifi’
Do you got wifi?
'Cause I ain't got no signal on my phone
We in these Hills and we all alone
Yeah, do you got wifi?
Do your boyfriend pay your bill for you?
Do Netflix and chill with me
Do you got wifi?
Is there signal in your house?
While we chillin' on the couch, baby
Do you got wifi?
'Cause I really wanna show you somethin'
But my phone is fuckin' up
51.) A Tribe Called Quest- ‘Dis Generation’
Blu-ray, wave file, or a Beta, I’ll DVR it for later
Kappo Masa with a G to my waiter
You can’t define us, XY us, or Z us
Have your chi in virtual think pieces
(See, these written words are poetical science
Brain's defiant, thoughts heavy, baby
They're a major appliance)
Leave a dent when drop with the flyness, fluent giant
Surge pircing on these Ubers, I’mma get me a cab
Yo, where Jarobi at?
52.) Busy Signal- ‘Text Message’
Gyal a whatsapp and a send text
Mi si the sms
Mi haffi show interest
Mi a one bwoy naw meck the girl sex
But wa this? Shi naw stop
Shi a text off the phone
Shi naw stop
Mi si the plz call me but couldn’t call back
Mi deh studio and a voice up a one track
Next thing, is a next gyal that wid the texting
Shi a cuss a chat bay things
Cyaa get mi from yesterday evening
OMG, LOL, shi a trype bare f**kery caw shi cyaa spell
Gyal you nuh have spell check DWL
Better you stop text mi phone might as well
Lord God is a next gyal that
Seh shi nuh have no credit
But shi inna a wifi spot
Shi cyaa sms only can whatsapp
KMRT a that mi type back
Mi know mi phone soon freeze
The mount a gyal a text from overseas
UK, New York and Belize
Up a Canada wid the maypelize
Shi send a pum, pum, selfie
Mi seh Lord Jesus help mi
Hi tight but ask if it healthy
If shi f**K mi shi goodly get wealthy
Shi waan sit down in a saddle and bruk hi off
Why shi got to be so rude?
Shi send mi a photo weh nude
But is a good thing mi nuh licky, licky
This yah bwoy naw nam it like food
After 3am
Shi a send mi voice note suh mi play dem
Turn down the phone cause 3 gyal side a mi a sleep
Mi couldn’t wake dem
WT, dem fi know mi a the girls BFF
Anything a anything
BTW the girls type many thing
Gyal a ask if mi a go YVA
Mi type back and seh IDK
Shi seh you probably gone pon tour right
Mi text IRK, I know right
Si a text from Shantel
Mi text back and seh TTYL
gyal FYI
You nuh haffi send mi no face weh cry
Mi cyaa call right now
And the spot weh mi deh mi cyaa get no wifi
A next gyal text Busy how you suh angry?
Mi text back seh mi related to Rodney
Shi type SMH
Is like shi just member seh wi a one big family
Bare gyal a whatsapp mi
From in a house, in a car, in a taxi
Mi GPS lock off
That simple mean nobody in a the world cyaa tack mi
A gyal send message but mi nuh read it
One tick go through suh mi receive it
Mi know seh shi a wait fi si the blue tick
Mi text and seh BRB you a the cutest
Chatter Box STFU
KIT when me text you
53.) Shystie- ‘Doppleganger’
On Whatsapp, I’m her favourite,
Then snakes on Twitter real shady shit
54.) Casisdead- ‘All Hallows’
I’m making snuff movies on my iPhone,
Lube and a Google Map, dude where’s Siri at? (I’m right here)
55.) Ms Banks- ‘Fleek’
I was sittin pretty, puttin on my studio fix
Fixing my ish, getting ready to post up a pic
56.) Stefflon Don- ‘Gangsta’
I'll let him watch, now my phone line blowing up
I'm about to screenshot, everything you said
Don't worry, I'll send it to my best friend
I'm about to screenshot everything you said
But babe, don't worry, it's going to my best friend
[Pre-Hook]
I really like you, I really fuck with you
I love the way you, I love the way you move
Keep it consistent, we just might fornicate
I'm a good girl, plugging away, away at your phone
57.) Not3s- ‘Addison Lee’
I tell her come and jump in my Addison,
Jump in my Addison Lee
I just called the driver,
I slapped on a promo code
So you get to my yard for a fiver,
Only for a fiver
Would you come and spend the night with me,
Lay your head tonight with me
You can jump inside the ride for free,
Jump inside the ride for free Yeah,
I could have got a Uber,
It might have been there sooner,
It might have been way cheaper,
But the price ain't too much I got blocked off my Uber, girl
It could have been way sooner, girl
But no worries with my Addison Lee
And when we're rolling out,
You share the backseat with me,
Oh, yeah, Peng ting called Madison,
I tell her come jump in my Addison Lee,
Peng ting called Madison,
I tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee Cause there's no time, No time to waste, I got my yard for free Peng ting called Madison,
I tell her come and jump in my Addison,
Jump in my Addison Lee Baby girl, come and jump in the ride,
Only if you're really tryna ride on me Girl, get outside,
I ain't really tryna cancel cause the ride ain't cheap Girl, come and jump in the ride,
Only if you're really tryna ride on me, like,
Girl, come outside, I ain't really tryna cancel cause the ride ain't free Yeah, I could have got a Uber,
It might have been there sooner,
It might have been way cheaper,
But the price ain't too much I got blocked off my Uber, girl
It could have been way sooner, girl
But no worries with my Addison Lee
And when we're rolling out,
You share the backseat with me,
Peng ting called Madison
I tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee Peng ting called Madison I tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee Cause there's no time,
No time to waste, I got my yard for free Peng ting called Madison,
I tell her come and jump in my Addison,
Jump in my Addison Lee Peng ting called Madison
I tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee,
Peng ting called Madison
I tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee,
Cause there's no time,
No time to waste,
I got my yard for free Peng ting called Madison
I tell her come and jump in my Addison
Jump in my Addison Lee
Are you really tryna know,
If I didn't take notes or hit notes
Would you still have to take note of me
58.) Reeks MB- ‘Nobody’s Giving Smoke’
Everybody talk on net, nobody’s giving smoke
Catch man slipping on the iPhone whilst he's walking home
Let that 40 go, let that 40 go
Still saying free 40, they can't send 40 home
And to them man that wan pipe up
59.) Blittz- ‘Chat Too Much’
Why you tryna rap about Kanye lyricism?
Mi, man ah old school like Piczo
Man ah old school like MSN
Put the long nose pump in the dark
Barrel lookin' slim and shady like Eminem
60.) Big Tobz- ‘Corn’
Your uncle ubers in a seven seater
Ay fam, with no hat you look like Vegeta
61.) TE dness- ‘Ring Ring’
Talking on my Iphone
Nokia ringing up
Tell my lil shortie I’ll call you back in one sec
62.) Bonkaz- ‘Lonely’
No point in calling my phone
I hear the shit ringing, I'm ignoring the tone
63.) NEW GEN: Avelino- ‘Ring The Alarm’
The top is like a DM, I’mma slide in
And bring my people through, I've got pride in my lions
64.) Krept & Konan- ‘Last Night’
I don't even know what I did last night
Looked at my phone, said quarter past five
Bottles and sparklers, models and dancers
Tell your girlfriend stop calling my line
I don't even know what I did last night
Looked at my phone, said quarter past five
Yeah we both got Instagram
But you ain’t nothin’ like me
65.) Yungen- ‘Take My Number’
Take my number incase he’s not the one,
Baby call me whenever he’s acting up
And I’ll be on my way
All these options on your plate
Girl just wait up
Just wait up
Take my number in case he’s not the one
Baby call me whenever he’s acting up
And I’ll be on my way
All these options on your plate
Girl just wait up Just wait up
[Verse 1: Yungen]
Pretty face good body you must be somebody's wifey
You don't watch no other man I rate that highly
And when you're done with that wally come and find me
Take my number down and 079 me
I can turn that puddle to a fountain
You say you hate the fighting and shouting
You want mr perfect and you ain't found him
You say you're loyal girl I love a chris-brownin
I wanna see your body in that maxi
Come over girl I'll put you in a taxi
Sorry baby I can’t take you on no G4
66.) Yo Gotti- ‘Down in the DM’
Seen your girl post her DM, so I hit her in her DM
All eyes yeah I see ‘em, yeah this your man I hate to be him (Whoop)
It goes down in the DM (it go down) it go down in the Dm (it go down, it go down)
It goes down in the DM (it go down) it go down in the Dm (it go down, it go down)
I tell her, don’t you hate when you get screenshot
67.) Kap G- ‘Girlfriend’
Why the fuck this bitch texting my phone
You’re not my girlfriend
68.) Fat Joe and Remy Ma- ‘All The Way Up’
That means I’m all the way up
And you can stay up
P.O.s say I can’t get high
Hopped in the helicopter Uber and said
Go all the way up
Go all the way up
69.) Tempa T- ‘Slap Man Off The Phone’
I slap man off the phone
70.) JME- ‘96 Fuckries’
Take music serious no lies
And now my bad bod Megazord whip’s got more features than iOS5
I don’t own a Blackberry
Ask for my pin and get slapped heavy
71.) Sampha- ‘Under’
A Nemesis, an enemy
You’re the crack inside the screen
72.) Wyclef Jean Ft. Mary J Blige- ‘911’
Someone please call 911 (pick up the phone yo)
Tell them I just been shot down
And the bullet's, in my heart
And it's piercin through my soul (I'm losin blood yo)
Feel my body gettin cold
Somone please call 911 (pick up the phone yo)
The alleged assailaint, is five foot one
And she shot me through my soul
Feel my body gettin cold
73.) Snoop Dog- ‘R U A Freak’
Hurry, hurry, write your number on the napkin right now
74.) T-Pain- ‘Default Picture’
I got a feeling in bones that I can’t get rid off
But that’s probably the base
Can’t get this picture out of my mind, that I’ve seen on Twitter
That one of your face
Girl I’m just trying to see, if you feel just a little like me
So DM me back, don’t do me like that
I wanna see your pretty ass in person, girl
But that’s just not the case
Plus I’m way on the other side of the earth
And girl plane tickets too hard for me to pay
I’m just trying to see, if you feel just a little like me
So you can give me a call
I ain’t doing nothing at all
[Hook]
Girl you can tweet what you do
And posting pictures
And I feel like I need to be posted with you
Laid up in the bed somewhere, spilling make up, messing up your hair
Girl you keep making me spend my time
Checking on your timeline
You make me say whoa oho Yeah Yeah
I'm falling in love with your default picture
[Verse 2]
You don’t ever show up in my mentions girl
Just say my name
Must be some wrong with my eyes of my iphone-drive
Or is this even your page?
I am just trying to see if you got any interests in me
Or am I bothering you?
Should I be unfollowing you?
And you be acting like that dude in your picture is your boyfriend...
But I know it's just a face
Let me show you that I am better than him
Just name a time and place
Girl you gotta see where he is, that is should be
Girl you can give me a call
I just wanna have a talk that's all
[Hook]
Girl you can tweet what you do
And posting pictures
And I feel like I need to be posted with you
Laid up in the bed somewhere, spilling make up, messing up your hair
Girl you keep making me spend my time
Checking on your timeline
You make me say whoa oho Yeah Yeah
(2x)'
I'm falling in love with your default picture
75.) Pretty Ricky- ‘On The Hotline’
Yeah, I met you on Myspace
Now I’m bout to fly you out to my place, in the mornin’
76.) Nate Dog Ft Snoop Dog- ‘Friends’
Hangin' out with my homies and I'm feelin' just fine
I've been ponderin' lately
A lot of different things on my mind
It seems lately my friends list
Done took a slight decline
And if you wanna know the trith man, man
Them wasn't no friends of mine
77.) Jammer Ft Skepta- ‘Fast Life’
Take man back to the past manna back to the future laptop and a computer
And a couple 16 bars tell a man don't ask
78.) Solo 45- ‘Feed Em To The Lions’ (Remix)
One more pic for the ‘Gram, then I’m leaving, rah
Come so far
Can't be buying things with no yard
79.) Kool A.D- ‘Open Letter’
Just sent this email to myself
I’m gonna read it off of my phone now
80.) Open Mike Eagle- ‘Informations’
I've had the same phone number for a decade
And various phone models strapped next to my left leg
My first power-up was a flip phone
And I could feel the power moving up through my hip bone
Yeah, I got a lady and I dance with her
I'm happy to see her, but what she feels is my transmitter
My antenna span's killin'
I'm all full of data like a Spiderman villain
I'm part flesh and part energy
The last text I sent you was from the heart literally
Taking flights it gets really really deep
I put myself on airplane mode and go to sleep
Between my cell phone, router, computer and solar radiation
My body's full of information
[Hook: Open Mike Eagle]
YEEEEEAH (I HAVE THE POWERRRR)
My body's full of information!
[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
And I don't need a lawyer
Every time I make a call I get a centimeter taller
Yeah, I'm the skies like the white guy
Motherfuck your Spotify, my mind is an iPod
Both of my feets is iPads really
And this hand here's an iPad Mini
And this other hand is an old Wired magazine
When I pass gas it sounds like a fax machine
I be thinking of secret shit then deleting it
My mind's on the internet, if I speak it I'm tweeting it
A lawsuit, some people want to start one
But I got super powers so I'm like no harm done
I'm a thousand feet tall, I don't need no litigation
My body's full of information
[Hook: Open Mike Eagle]
YEEEEEAH
My body's full of information!
What's a computer, man? I don't even know what that is
I don't even watch TV, what's Catfish?
Don't know much about science book, never read the atlas
My raps run laps around tracks like Pistorius
Wonder how he finna do the new Harlem Shake at the wake
Two-eighths figure skate on the lake
If I fake I'mma jake, if I lie I'mma die
I clean up and look fly in a tie
If you're lost, I'mma find you
Time after time I am the slime, dime after dime
Jukebox money dance, dumbbob funnypants
Run god, dunny got a gun in the underpants
Hit the red grass, do the thunder dance
Take a peek under that, run tell shunder that
Somebody run me down the basic premise of thundercats
It seems somehow relevant to the conversation
Kid's so high, he didn't know how to play the Playstation
Live life on a day to day basis
It pays to stay amazingly vaporless
Gaze into the ways I stay yapered, ya bish
81.) Clipping- ‘Work, Work’
Work on the phone call it base line
Line dance like a ho down
Pimps up daytime
Whole block a ghost town
Ghost ride, ghost face
G's get ghost in a moment
Pour a little for the ghosts of the dead homies
Deadpan voice singing tin pan alley songs
Panhandling in front of tourists with the camera phones
Get it how you live
Or live till you get it
Get it in
82.) Mousse T- ‘Horny’
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
I'm horny
83.) Nicki Minaj- ‘Only’
These girls are my sons, John and Kate plus eight
When I walk in, sit up straight, I don't give a fuck if I was late
Dealing with my man on a G5 is my idea of an update
84.) A.J Tracey- ‘Leave Me Alone’
You're on Facebook poking your ex
I don't really care about fame, I'm nice
I just wanna walk in, room for my creps
WhatsApp's mad, bare gyalla want sex
Sending me all sorts of saucy emojis
Tryna do a late night FaceTime sesh
I'm only human, give man a rest
Red Bull mixed with Patrón, it's peng
Come a long way from the peds with the skeng
I don't wanna lose my career for some dumb shit
But if you scheme on man, I'll shoot ten
Beefing me's so overly dumb
I just wanna make bare dough, leave me alone
Please don't holla my phone
Right now, I'm in my zone, mashing up shows
I ain't even tryna do road
I just wanna make bare dough, leave me alone
Please don't holla my phone
Right now, I'm in my zone, mashing up shows
I ain't even tryna do road
I just wanna make bare dough, leave me alone
Please don't holla my phone
Right now, I'm in my zone, mashing up shows
I ain't even tryna do road
I just wanna make bare dough, leave me alone
Please don't holla my phone
Right now, I'm in my zone, mashing up shows
I ain't even tryna do road
85.) Missy Elliot- ‘Beep Me 911’
Why you played on me?
Wasn't I good enough for you?
(Wasn't I good enough)
All those other girls you've been with
Can't do like I do (Do, do)
Gave you all my dough
When you needed it all the time
And if you planning on leavin' me again
Then give me a sign
Beep me 911
Or call me on my cell phone
I'll call you back
To see what you gon' tell me
You don't wanna date
No if's ands or waits
It's over babe
Beep me 911
Or call me on my cell phone
I'll call you back
To see what you gon' tell me
You don't wanna date
No if's ands or waits
It's over babe
86.) Lil’ Kim- ‘I Know You See Me’
Ay - I know you see me on the screen now - riiight
I know you see me do my thing now - true
Tryin hard not to stare, actin like I wasn't there to you
Can you see me now? Am I clear to you?
87.) Lil’ Kim- ‘#Mine’
Quiet babe, power coming on it
Uber coming, now you going home
I know it's difficult dealing
88.) 50 Cent- ‘Chase The Paper’
I’m still a baller, I’m still balling
That’s five times I ain’t picked up, your bitch still calling
89.) Dwele- ‘Dodgin’ Your Phone’
I'm filled with love
I can't wait to give it up
No, this ain't no booty call, it's so much more
You ain't gotta be alone in your place
My place is to hold you till the daylight
Creeps thru the window, I will slay
OK, this is a booty call, but I'm just sayin'
Can I come over, you know
We can't let the night get old
We can wake your neighbours halfway thru
But you ain't pickin up, that's rude
Why you dodgin' your phone, I know you hear me callin' you
What you doin', baby?
I just wanna touch you, baby
Why you dodgin' your phone, I know you hear me callin' you
What you doin', baby?
I wanna see you, babe
Why you dodgin' your phone, I know you hear me callin' you
What you doin', baby?
I know you
Why you dodgin' your phone, I know you hear me callin' you
(Hear me callin you, girl what it do)
What you doin', baby?
I know it's 3 am in the morning
You complain you gotta wake up before I do and you hate
To see me yawnin'
But you've got a long day and people love when you're glowin'
You see where I'm goin
You should be waitin' on me, but it helps when I know it
Answer your phone and show it
Can I come over, you know
We can't let the night get old
We can wake the neighbors halfway thru
But you ain't pickin up, that's rude
I don't wanna blow your line
But I'm tryin' to touch you up
I'm callin you one more time
You must be sleepin', pick up
Dwele, why won't she pick up the cellie?
I be screamin' like "rrra" like on Melle Melle
Oops, I meant Melle Mel
She loves me, I can't tell
Her thumb be smashin' on that red button sendin' my
Emotions to the voicemail
I be like oh no, I want to smack her in her face and be like...
Yeah my words, I'm gonna eat those
I bet you on the phone with Iesha and them fake oh no
Why you dodgin' my phone call, babe
I'm tryin' to love you, tryin' to love you
Tryin' to put my love all over you, babe
Why you dodgin' your phone. I know you hear me callin' you
What you doin', baby
90.) Dizzee Rascal- ‘Chillin’ Wiv Da Mandem’
I was in the e3vo playin pro evo
Gettin moved up in the scores for a zero
If I lose again I will surely regret it
91.) Kanye West & Kendrick Lamar- ‘No More Parties In LA’
Smoke in every direction, middle finger pedestrians
R&B singers and lesbians, rappers and managers
Music and iPhone cameras
This shit unanimous for you, it's damaging for you, I think
That pussy should only be holding exclusive rights to me, I mean
He flew you in this motherfucker on first class
Even went out his way so you could check in an extra bag
Now you wanna divide the yam like it equate the math?
That shit don't add up, you're making him mad as fuck
She said she came out here to find an A-list rapper
I said baby, spin that 'round and say the alphabet backwards
You're dealing with malpractice, don't kill a good nigga's confidence
Just 'cause he a nerd and you don't know what a condom is
The head still good though, the head still good though
Make me say "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo"
Make a nigga say big words and act lyrical
Make me get spiritual
Make me believe in miracles, Buddhist monks and Cap'n Crunch cereal
Lord have mercy, thou will not hurt me
Five buddies all herded up on a Thursday
Bottle service, head service, I came in first place
The opportunity, the proper top of breast and booty cheek
The pop community, I mean these bitches come with union fee
And I want two of these, moving units through consumer streets
Then my shoe released, she was kicking in gratuity
And yeah G, I was all for it
She said, "K Lamar, you kind of dumb to be a poet"
I’ma put you on game, for the lames that don’t know, they’re a rookie
Instagram is the best way to promote some pussy
92.) Wiley & Devlin- ‘Bring Them All/Holy Grime’
Technology stole our children
The world's in debt and our men are all templates
I'll bring ten crates of my best mates
Puttin' up my worst and best traits
Converse in a verse with dead saints
Holy grime, it's a blessed day
93.) Young Thug- ‘Harambe’
Catch ‘em down bad,
Beat ‘em with a bat, hashtag that
94.) Gucci Mane- ‘No Smoke’
Mac 90 with a telescope
Periscope man I thought you were supposed to sell the dope
Then why the fuck is you filmin' it
Let me give you a lesson, Guwop I'm bouldercrestin'
You and all them non smokers go to the non smokin' section
We see them choppers blammin', fuck all that instagrammin'
95.) Webbie- ‘Goin’ Thru Some Thangs’
Get your ass up off the computer
And buy this shit up off the shelf
Cause I wanna ride candy man
Just like the others
Sometimes I wish I shoulda take the good route
96.) Thundercat- ‘Friend Zone’
I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough
Is it cause I wear my hair out, in or because I like to play Diablo
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking 'bout
'Cause I really don't wanna have to spell it out
And next time you call me
I'm gon' sit and stare at the screen
Waiting for the call to end
You stuck me in the friend zone
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can go or you could go
Because I'd rather play Mortal Combat anyway hey
I wanna love like Donnie Cage
If you're not bringing battles I suggest you start to walk away
Bitch don't kill my vibe
I can tell you kinda got uncomfortable
So let me break it down for you
Don't call me, don't text me, after 2 am
Unless you plan on giving me some
Cause I got enough friends
I will throw you in the garbage
'Cause you play too many games
I'm better off by myself
Loving you's bad for my health
97.) T.I- ‘Ah No No’
And the social media don't feel right
Remember back when I was 12 tryna sell crack still beat the street lights
Take a pic with a Tec-9 on it then put a hashtag sign on it
Then go commit crime on it
Then rhyme about it then wonder why they doing time about it now they crying about it
Now of days you dont want to fight em make a dope meme then maybe they'll retweet it so better dig deep every since you met me what you see is what you get no filters on my life
98.) PARTYNEXTDOOR- ‘Wus Good/Curious’
She just changed her Twitter
To “Party-Gets-Me-Wetter”
99.) Rayvon Ft Shaggy- ‘2 Way’
Yo baby, you know what's up*
Why don't you just hit me on my 2-way, you know what I mean
Don't worry baby, you know I'm satellite connected
Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh
I see how you be staring at the braids on my [? ],
'Di' says the missing word is 'dome'
I see how you checkin out the ice on my [? ],
'Di' says the missing word is 'chrome'
I know you chickies/hunnies wanna take a real guy/man home,
'Di' Adds - depending on the version
So hit me on my 2-Way and put it on me now.
I know what you be sayin when you whisper to you girl,
I see how u be lickin on that chocolate swirl,
I know you want me over there to rock your world,
Hit me on my 2-Way and we can get it on.
[Chorus (2x): ~Brian and Tony Gold~]
Hit me up and let me know,
What's the deal if maybe we can tell,
If you don't I'll hit you on the cell,
Holla at me later, honey u can feel it baby I can tell,
Later I'll be ringing on your bell.
I see how you be looking, yeh you checkin out ma ride,
I feel/see those DJ rockin but my shorty's by my side,
'Di' says the correct word is 'jeans you' vs DJ
I wanna holla at you but my hands are tied,
Hit me on my 2-Way and we can get it on.
100.) Ginuwine- ‘2 Way’
This is for all you who are connected with
The two-way. Ya heard?
It's a two-way street, it a two-way door
It's a two-way life (Pick it up and two way me)
It's a two-way sky it's a two-way tel
It's a two-way life, pick it up girl and hit me
Girl it's so easy, it ain't as hard as you trying
To make it seem
All you gotta do is pick it up, compose a
Message straight to me
I won't hear your voice but all you thoughts
That's what I sure will se
Go to and push them key, and tell me
All of them freaky things
(Now you got some choices to make, you got
Them colorful girl one
You got them black ones, platinum ones…well me?)
I prefer that platinum thing, to go with all my
Platinum chains
Plus it's hot to death I figure, plus I'm just
That platinum nigga
If it's dark light it up, put 'em up. Put 'em up
If it's closed, flip it up, in the club, beam me up
I got mine on vibe, so if you get me, I'll feel you
I'll call you back real quick, no lie better yet
I'll just reply
I'll be within reach baby, I'll be right at your
Beck and call
Even if I'm with the fellas, or kickin it down at
The mall
Just type what you wanna say, go down to the
Send and hit it
All your wants will be fulfilled, 'cause I'll get it
In just a minute
( Yo , I want ya'll to know though, it ain't no lock
On this joint
So, if you not careful, you might get himmed
Up knawmean)
101.) Three 6 Mafia-‘2-Way Freak’
Shit, Lord have motherfucking mercy!
This bitch is beeping the motherfucking shit out of me dog!
How the fuck this bitch get my motherfucking, aw, hell naw!
This bitch must of got my motherfucking number out my nigga beeper when he was 'sleep!
Motherfucking worrisome ass bitch beep the shit out of me man!
Every time I turn around this motherfucking beeper going off!
I'm finna throw this motherfucking beeper out the motherfucking window!
She's a two way freak, a two way freak
She goin' threw your people when she know you asleep
She's a two way bitch, a two way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and ain't talk about shit
She's a two way freak, a two way freak
She beamin' up your boys for her own private creep
She's a two way bitch, a two way bitch
She wastin' up your characters and ain't talk about shit
Now don't you really hate when somebody be two wayin' you
And plus you knowin' for a fact
That you ain't given them the number two
She just a groupie ass that's all up on your grind
Bustin' characters puttin' shit like you was on my mind
I'm hittin' back, back look here lil momma, you wastin' yo time
And plus the scats out to fuckin' house of don't be wastin' mine
And especially ones with the pages that be unlimited
Dat do you wrong 'cause they deal gon' stay to say you did
They some two way freaks and they out the where
Hit you up at like 4 in da mornin'
You be like god dammit were you ridin'
Down the street side to side 'cause this nigga 'bout to wreck
I'm bout to throw this Motorola out the window
I'm gettin' tired of this bitch
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